So...a big fat hello to everyone out there in blogville. I'm starting this blog for all of you people out there who feel ugly on the outside (which is most of us) and want to find new and interesting ways to cover it up. I can feed you all of this self-help bullshit of how we are all beautiful on the inside and you should look in the mirror each morning with no makeup on and greasy stringy hair and like, no wait, love what you see. Well that may be the case in Oprah's world, as it should be, biatch is loaded! But in the real world, in our everyday lives and the monotony of work, kids, soccer practice, car repairs, grocery shopping, laundry...zzzzzzzzzzzz sorry, I just nodded off there, anyway, we need to find something in our lives that gets us through the day, makes us feel a little more confident and with that confidence happiness and contentment will follow. As shallow as it sounds, if you look good, you feel good.
I have a hard time believing that the overweight mom with her greasy hair in a bun sporting baggy Tinkerbell pajama pants and a Big Dog sweatshirt feels so confident on the inside that she decided to emulate that high self-esteem by wearing this stylish ensemble to Wal Mart on a Sunday afternoon. People are tired, I get it, but come on, if you have enough energy to get in the car and drive to Wal-Mart, at least get your stanky cooch into the shower wash it up and put on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. You will feel a lot better. Anywho, that is my rant of the day. So I will update this thang with whatever tickles my fancy at that moment, hair, skin, nails, fashion do's and don'ts, etc. etc. Here goes....
***Disclaimer for the tontitos (dumb asses) out there: I don't think that I'm all that, because I'm not. These are solely my personal opinions and if you don't like it, click the little red "X" in the top right hand corner of your screen and get on with your life. Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one. K bye.
